Dumb Quotes
This is the section of redballs were I tell you all of my favorit dumb quotes and show you how dumb famous people are.
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
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"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Football players win football games."
- Chuck Knox, football coach
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield
"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not
there?"
- Driver school applicant
"The streets are safe in
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President
"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
- Harry News, music reviewer
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
"We're going to move left and right at the same time."
- Jerry Brown, Governor of
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
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"Traditionally, most of
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
"He's a guy who gets up at
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
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