Jesus Christ
 All of you are probably wondering why this is called Jesus Christ. Well in my Spanish class we had to pick Spanish names to be called. This one kid Sam he picked Jesus. So now me and this other kid (Jon) make jokes about it. We would say them right to him. Here they are. (If you don't get them its okay don't feel dumb but it's just mainly an insider joke.)


Jesus Christ its cold in here!

Jesus you stink!

Jesus Christ stop hitting me!

Jesus Christ, you're being so ignorant.

Christ I'm happy.

For Gods sake Jesus, turn around!

HOLY SHIT!

What the HELL!

Jesus Christ your going to burn in hell.

Oh my god Jesus.